If you give a mom her cough medicine......

If you give a mom her cough medicine, she will complain about the taste, then say it's burning a hole in her stomach.

So you give her some crackers to help her tummy.

Then, the crackers are dry so she needs a drink of water.

But, if you drink water after you are in bed, guess what? Then she has to get up and go to the bathroom.

While she's in the bathroom she decides she cannot stand the dirty floor anymore, so she gets it swept and mopped.

Now, she is wide awake and can't sleep, so she begins to read the latest Ted Dekker book, Skin.

But it gets kind of scary, and the house is dark and creaky and everyone else is asleep, so she decides to pray.

As she is praying, God reminds her that she didn't do her devotions that day, so she gets back out of bed and spends time reading the Bible and praying.

While she is reading her Bible and praying she is struck by a divine revelation and decides to share it with others in her blog.

When she is done sharing spiritual insight in her blog, she decides to check her e-mail. She sees many people in her inbox that she needs to catch up with (her last few weeks have been very busy) so she spends some time catching people up on her life.

Finally, her eyes get really heavy and she decides she should go to bed.

But, she is having difficulty swallowing because of her sore throat and begins to cough again. Looking at the clock, she sees it's been four hours and she can have some more cough medicine!

This was inspired by events that occurred last night, but only the first three things actually happened, the rest started going through my mind and I found it funny, so had to share.